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Stumble it!One quiet comeback
By nakedmoses | June 30, 2009
Hello everyone, Im back. I dont get alot of hits but hello to everyone out there. So alot to say basically I have a car now. I finally had to give in. It is sure expensive. It put me behind for a while, and a couple ramen weeks. Its been a tough couple months. Work has been pretty tough as well which catching up and stuff. Well my main Terabyte hard drive crashed on me storing all anime and movies and television eps. Im working on that but is going to take a while before I can get some data off of it.
But Before anything else.
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As the shadow lifts, the creatures appear.
By nakedmoses | January 29, 2009
Well its been a while and my fellow subordinates asked me to update more often. So go fuck yourselves Ill update when I god damn feel like it. So lets start off on this whole damn bus thing! So the got damn light rail is here now, its pretty cool I guess. You get to sit in a cleaner environment with less hobos and I don’t have to ride it that long but I think its OK. Here is the thing I’m not OK about though. Here is my scenario: I get up wait for the free bus to get to the light rail since its faster than taking a paid bus, I have no complaints there it stops in front of my house instead of walking a couple blocks and transferring over again. Once I arrive at the light rail I run towards the damn thing scared of getting hit. This has to do with bad timing. BUT EVERY GOD DAMN DAY C’MON! So I figured it out. The light rail is suppose (SUPPOSE) to be at the stop roughly every 15 minutes, so does the free bus. Well this is a problem. You have to walk a block to get to the light rail from the free bus, and guess what? THEY ARRIVE AT THE SAME GODDAM TIME! And this is were it doesn’t end. When I get off the light rail I get on the 81 to get to Scottsdale well of course that comes every 15 minutes and the same thing happens again. WTF Valley Metro? Shouldn’t you separate the times to have a grace period instead of everything running. So I devised a schedule just for them. HEY AND ITS FUCKING FREE!
Free bus (all buses) - runs every 15 minutes - this is fine we can leave it as this
Lightrail - every 20 minutes - its alot bigger it can wait
The 81 (or any other regular bus) - every 30 minutes ( you need to save money)
Well enough of that psycho babble shit. I noticed that girls are crazy. Especially the ones I meet. As some of you already know I got out of a bad relationship a few months ago, and available on the free market. There is a problem though. I am perfect in any other way with a couple bad habits. Everyone has a bad habit like smoking and crap. I post on numerous dating websites with getting maybe 1 answer to reply about once a week but it feels awkward, thus not having a good conversation (thanks internet), I cook and clean, I’m pretty good at keeping myself clean, I can read write and be romantic all at the same time. But the number one reason why I cant get a girlfriend. I don’t have a car. I get around just fine besides me babbling about the buses in this city, but once you get to know the routes its not terribly bad, they just have bad timing. I mean when I had a car I gained a fuck load of weight. Since I drove the car for everything. I weighed nearly 250 lbs which is pretty big for my height and body. Ever since my last car decided to take a dump on me I got down to nearly 190. This should tell girls something. A fucking car isnt everything, it doesn’t change my mood and it doesn’t change the way I’m living. Why would I buy a car that constantly declines in value and with insurance, repairs, gas, and watching everyone fucking else on the road its too much for me to take on as in why I would get one. I live in a beautiful house and have a great job (which some days are better than others). So tell me this girls, If I get a car and get used to it again. Then end up gaining all my weight back would you still like me, or did you go to one thing to another. A relationship isnt just what you drive only, its being happy with each other. Its not my fault you happen to live in Cave Creek and want someone to have a car because they can visit you. Its your fucking fault for living there and your fucking fault that you didn’t select your prime location to get around town easier, I mean why would you want to drive more than a hour to get to work every fucking single day dealing with traffic and other non sense. I not a mean person at all it just doesn’t make sense to me. And shit now the economy is in shit hole, you wanna know why? Well besides all the other shit that made it bad, its people who lease a car then loose there job. HEY WELCOME TO MY WORLD! Well I didn’t loose my job I been here for a year and the fucking dealership wont let me lease one cause I owe a couple bills, well nearly now 80% are in debt with bills, its not going to hurt anyone who had a bad past with jobs and owing money to lease another vehicle. My credit isn’t great but I’m fucking 24 years old, I can have bad credit until Im settled in to saving more money and paying them faster. It happens. I just don’t understand why you would go out and get a 25k car, when you just got out of college, why not the 5k Honda civic, it does great on gas mileage. Its called being suckered into buying something that is way over your head. Even though you just paid for a meal for a family of dealership salesmen its called survival of the fittest. Im going camping soon as i get my car/truck. I rather have a truck. But anyways that’s enough of that. Alot of things happened in the past few months that got me thinking more. Maybe its a sign of depression or a sign of stress. I don’t want to lease a car, what if I lost my job in a month, now what. OH YEA! I know what happens, they repo your car and expect you to pay for it all still. I think the state should pay for it, you know why? Well there the ones who assure that more jobs are created and full filled. What happens when your government collapses and no one has a job, do you still lease a car to them. Or do you give them a break. I guess this is what my father used to say “Welcome to the real world”. And now I’m understanding it for the first time. If I could go back in time and fix this fucking mess I would but would it make it better or make it worse. I will never know until I finish building my time machine.
Well Spaghetti Wednesday is upon us again. I tried to shop the best pictures I could find to relate to the month of Feb. But let me know if you want to go, we have open doors and plenty of spaghetti.
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Happy New Year’s JERKS MUAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
By nakedmoses | January 2, 2009
Well what a year. It seemed so short but so long.
Well the new light rail is in town, and seems to be alright. I wish I worked downtown where it would make sense to ride it everyday plus doesn’t smell like cat piss and hobo’s. I wish it went to Scottsdale. O wait, never mind I don’t think that Scottsdale wants public transportation unless its a SUV or some stupid shit. I’m glad that all the idiots who run Maricopa live in Scottsdale, it almost reminds me of one of George A Romero Zombie movie where all the rich dicks like in a fortified city while everyone else is left to fend for themselves. I hope there is a Zombie outbreak then people would be coming to me for my help. Muahahahaha. Anyways. I glad to announce our Spaghetti Wednesday
Well other than that I hope everyone can make it out its a little short notice but I think we can manage and if no one cant make it on that date I will re-schedule.
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Merry Christmas Y’all
By nakedmoses | December 25, 2008
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Well its been finally a year, a year some people want to remember and some don’t. At my grandma’s house eating some dinner and meeting the family. I know I haven’t been updating this blog in a bit. There has been alot of things happening in the past few months. With work and my personal life. But I will let everyone know that spaghetti Wednesday is happening next month for sure.
Enjoy your Holiday!
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O god here comes my weekend!
By nakedmoses | October 23, 2008
So I figured how not to stress over bullshit with people. I simply ignore them. You say “ignore them that doesnt work.” Well not exactly ignore people. I mean like not giving a shit what people say especially when I’m on call or at work. Im just tired of being pushed around at work, its just like going to a ghetto high school (**cough** Westwood High **cough**) you get the wrong idea when your boss treats you like a child and not working around the solution to make you and your boss happy at the end. I dont take SHIT anymore! I come to work to work and go home. I dont need to have my job threatend if I cant do something that is voluntary, its like getting into a fight at school, if a bully comes up to you and wants to fight you have two options. 1. Fight the fucking prick 2. Get called pussy throughout the rest of the year. I have a problem with my anger and if you cross the line dont expect me not to do anything its in my nature not to be treated like a prisoner. I hate how I have to do shit work or find another job which nowadays its really fucking hard to find another job especially in my field. Im sick of it and for management needs to stop talking to girls with fucking titties and actually stick up for us. Im tired of getting hand me down computers when they know that I do the hardest work in the company and they stick all of us into a old conference room with my dual monitor setup takes up all of my desk. I have barely enough room for my keyboard while they let the dept who is hardly here to have the nice corner cubicle desks that they need so bad. Fucking I hate that, I hate when no one sticks up to us for things we need to operate functionally and to do our work at a faster pace. And on call FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT CALLING ME AT 2 IN THE MORNING DOES NOT GET YOU FUCKING HELP BUT RATHER A PISSED OF TECH WHO IS NOT GOING TO BE FULLY AWAKE WHEN YOUR CLINIC BURNS TO THE GROUND LIKE A FUCKING HAMMER FALLING FROM A AIRPLANE!!!!!!!!!!!!
I dont hate my job, I just hate the people who are in charge of us, its sad that it seems like this is all underground shit on as to why they don’t want to do this for us. But o well if I cant do my work with the right equipment I just wont do it.
So I just made the announcement to my closer friends about spaghetti Wednesday. I have made it Nov. 12th let me know if we should change this or not. Or if you wanna show up just drop me a email at nakedmoses@gmail.com
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A Wonderful Weekend
By nakedmoses | October 13, 2008
So this past week up to today has been pretty good, I received my hard drive for my main computer in the mail on Friday, we had a spectacular spaghetti Wednesday, and a friend just got a job. I went to the Tour De Fat over the weekend, had a bike ride then a beer and then another bike ride. Plus it was a very nice weekend.
Click Here for more pictures
I got the new Marvel Zombies 3 this past week as well. The second Marvel Zombie series was kinda of a disappointment especially going in the Marvel Universe with its popularity. The 3rd installment seems
Also we picked up the new DeadPool series which is really good, the first two are really catchy with Deadpool and Skrull invasion. Then the third issue just kinda drops off with a long conversation with S.H.I.E.L.D. I really like this series, since 1. Deadpool hasnt really been in his own comic series for a while. 2. I like the crazy fowl-mouth Deadpool while kicking ass with a sense of humor. Click Here for a review
Finally I wanted a quick read with some quirkiness so I picked up Marvel Apes. This is alright, but Marvel Universe seems to be getting out of hand. Meh is all I thought when I read this. If you really want to pick this up, good luck. Its kinda cheesy in its own way, remind me of Planet of the Apes with leatards Click Here for a review.
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Unlock your brain and take 3 steps back
By nakedmoses | October 1, 2008
Well I finally decided on a date for Spaghetti Wednesday’s and its Oct 8th. Let me know via nakedmoses@gmail.com if you are attending or not. Also if your bringing a guest let me know so I can figure out chair the situation.
So I had a fun week so far! Where to start off? Well I was oncall again this weekend and being busy constantly all weekend with that, heh one guy called and was yelling at me that his internet is turned off, remind you this guy called around 10 at night and I helped him as much as I can until I asked if he called the ISP to make sure there wasn’t a outtage in his area. Well they told me “ISP said everything was ok.” So I asked him to call and conference me in with the ISP. He said ok. Well about a hour later around 11:30 he calls back. “Yeah AT&T wont come back out until 6 tomorrow evening.” I told him he would have to wait. Then he starts yelling at me about how is he going to check people out and stuff, then I explain to him that he would need to record all transaction (credit cards) since cash doesnt require authentication. He goes crazy. Then my first instinct was to yell back, we are not suppose to help anyone if they are going to be mad and non helpful. I told him “YOU ARE THE OWNER! YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS, ITS RECORDED EVERYWHERE INCLUDING THE MANUEL AND ONLINE!” He hangs up. I get a call at 1:30 in the morning to tell me that the internet was up. Then I walk into work. Nope its not up. I hate fucking fibbers. Especially when I’m trying to do my job. So after that on Sat. my Western Digital 10000 rpm raptor drive fails on me with a bunch of bad sectors. The funny thing is that I bought it 2 years ago, I have a warranty until 2011 which is good but out of a computer for a while. Then I had to take the longest bus ride ever to get home Monday night, man if your more worried about fixing YOU FUCKING MIRROR! You wouldn’t have to rush anything. O yea reminds me Scottsdale, you suk! Fix your shitty bus system!
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Rollin’ in my 24’s
By nakedmoses | September 24, 2008
So if anyone wanted to know, I went camping this weekend. It was tons of fun and right past Strawberry about 7000ft above elevation. Lots of beer and peace. I will put up a flickr of it when I can. Here is a temporary link to the picture we all took.
But other than that I wanted to talk about cars. As most of you know I don’t own a vehicle anymore. The coverstation it brings up just makes me mad. I hate to see everyone paying ass loads of money for vehicles that decline in value, and require maintenance and insurance. That’s my problem right now. It’s too damn expensive to own a car at all. People think it HAS to be a way of life, and spending all that money on something that depreciates in value is not that valuable to me. This is almost like computers, but typically they are a hell of lot cheaper than a car. I just can’t afford one right now. This has to do with a room mate looking for a job in a “bad economy” and me paying an ass load of bills and not having much left over.
I remember when I had bought my first vehicle from a dealership, the truck was about 400 dollars in payments but here is the weird fucking thing my insurance was more than the payment. I really hate how this country works, it makes you feel you have to go out and buy something or your a nobody. It makes me feel like I should live in isolation and that way I wont be annoyed with crap like that. Vehicles are very bad investments. Why should someone feel pressured to buy one? Well this is a easy question. The reason why is because someone else is going to make money, thats the reason. So when you turn on the news and all you see is these layoffs with these major vehicle companies its because you are not buying the newest model cause your insurance company and bank laid you off cause people like them create there own problems and now its finally biting you back in the ass. I’m not talking about the hard working employees who work for them, but to the fat asses who sit in there chair deciding how much of a raise they should get this year. I have no money. I have no credit. Welcome to the new economy. I’m not much for politics but they finally dragged me in to talk about it like the 700 billion bail out that wont do much since the government is making this money. So this is the reason why I think that these metro cities should have a better public transportation system. I know they’re finishing the light rail here in Phoenix, but that will be catering mostly to students who go to ASU since ASU dumped a shit load of money towards it. The point is that we need a better system. It might never happen in fucking Scottsdale, such bad taste for an expensive area, except you South Scottsdale your ok since you have the free trolley which is just a little too much.
The other thing I wanted to talk about is this bail out. I’m kinda scared over it. I know the economy is shit, but having one of my best friends out in the street because he can’t find a job, has me worried for myself. I fear that I will have nothing if I lose my job, there will not be any assistance, there won’t be any help to look for a new one. I know several people in that position, and its not good right now. I looked on a major jobing site where only two positions were in my range. It’s very scary considering that if you don’t have a job now it will fuck up everything else in your immediate future. I work hard, and with my last position laying me off because of financial reasons and out-sourcing and the boss’s wife getting implants, it’s hard to believe that now in this state, there is no union for computer workers. There is nothing to fall back on. This is it or nothing….
Spaghetti Wednesday has been canceled this month due to financial restraints. We will be picking it back up next month and I will post as soon as I can.
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Mr. Moses goes to Washington
By nakedmoses | September 12, 2008
I’m tired of Scottsdale; the people, the cars, and the lifestyle everyone expects you to have. Don’t get me wrong, I like the older architecture and the history behind it. It’s not that, it’s the people. It’s the people who talk about their BMW’s and Lexus’ and because you don’t have one, they don’t even bother with you. It seems like you have to project the right image in order to hang out with them or fucking talk to ass fucks like that. “No I’m not getting a fucking Escalade so I can look cool!” Its almost as annoying as those phones that instead of having a damn dial tone, they have some sort of shitty emo band with the lowest audio quality known to existence playing and destroying you hearing in the process.
I mean I understand that most of these people have to worked hard to get what they want, but they still don’t get it. What about the guy who doesn’t really give a shit about his family because he constantly travels and his son/daughter drink it up in Cabo while laughing at you because you don’t wear Abercombie or some other bullshit clothing chain with a bunch of douches with there shirts off, or the one that doesn’t know much and is going to ASU or something for a marketing degree thinking they will open up there own bong shop or some bullshit thinking they are going to get somewhere. This makes me mad that these kids go to school with the money there parents throw in and it will never ever make a difference. Their parents may have worked hard, but because of that they will never have to and they will always be douche bags.
While I’m at it, I am fucking sick of your bus system Scottsdale. I’m tired of having to spend at least ten bucks to get a lunch (that is not fast food cause you have none). I’m tired how almost every new building looks the same. I’m tired of the shitty traffic and thinking you have the right away because you fucking drive an SUV with gold trim? Good luck just make sure you don’t hit me and we wont have a problem. I don’t even think it should be called Scottsdale it should be called Ass Clown Central.
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MONDAY: ONE TIME ONLY! SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY!!! KIDS UNDER 12 GET IN FREEEEEEE
By nakedmoses | September 8, 2008
Well another Monday, too much work for anyone normal to handle. Some of my best stories are the ones from work since I spend more than half of my life here in a cubicle looking at people who I dont want to look at. So this is my only getaway besides just going home.
This idiot decides to put in a ticket regarding a problem connecting to a central database which stores clients and other crap for the company. Well this database is pretty massive, and is a little slow (depending on how fast your internet connection is). The clinic was complaining of disconnection when looking someone up. I walked them through on how to reconnect back, which is not very hard. I explained to him it was slow and was going to take time. Of course this arrogant clinic owner doesn’t want that as an answer. He asks me why he has to reconnect and starts saying it is my fault his connection is slow. I was trying to be nice to this guy and told him it could be the ISP or something but when I logged in everything was working fine. He continued to be an idiot and said this was happening ever since they opened. This idiot never told us that and they have been open for a year. Its like telling some one about a problem a year later, and getting all in there face saying it was your fault. People look if you need help just ask, don’t wait. And my favorite “I tried contacting you all weekend!” People i’m off on weekends, we all have 2 days out of the week to be off, I’m not working 60+ hours a week to fix the problems you created for yourself. If you don’t train your staff correctly its not my fault. This is why your question will not get answered for a few days since I’m actually working on real problems instead of calling you to tell you where the fucking answer is, do you think I fucking come into work with a Joker grin on my face and saying how awesome this piece of shit day is going to be? No I have to look forward to answering your dumb questions hooray!
So I like heavy metal, its been my first exposure to music and I really do enjoy it. Why would you come up to me and start making fun of me because you don’t like to listen to the same stuff as I do, and wont even talk to me cause I like dual guitar riffs and you like whiny emo bitch songs about how you hate everything? I mean that is like the person who tells me to stop smoking at the counter at Circle K, I can name 10 things that are just as bad as cigarettes or even worse, and who the fuck do you think you are telling me what to do. You don’t say SHIT to me, you buy things and get out. What if I buy a 40 ? You going to tell me I have a drinking problem. Well sorry to crush your small world, but I drink and I smoke, ummm yeah they’re bad habits, but so is driving that massive Hummer by yourself just to get fucking diapers to make you stop shitting out your brains. Or complaining how how you have to get up to go to work? Dont get me wrong I can be lazy, but the fuck head who doesnt do anything and gets paid 3 times more than you do and tells strangers what to do? You know the guy who tells us these things? Don’t be this guy! The guy who thinks he is too fucking good for you because his wife and family already don’t listen to him so he takes it out of strangers and co workers. I don’t give a fuck about your problems, just don’t tell me what to do. Drive something else, go on vacation, just don’t say another fucking word.
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